Ted 'Teddy' Adams
One of the best golfers to come out of Wheeler Heights. Fades and draws the ball. Has a chunk, a shank and a snap-hook in his repertoire. But shows promise with an exellent swing and an insouciant temperament.
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Gary 'Birdie' Bird
Stands quietly, faces the front, respects other passengers' personal space and always taps his Opal card.
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Darryl 'Hornet' Collins
Holds the Guiness World Record for the fastest 2 man retiling of a 80 cubic metre swimming pool with 25mm tiles.
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Jonathon Dearing
Excellent golfer. Could be a very low handicapper, if he gave up work and played golf full-time.
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Brian 'Grinner' Ellis
Very reliable. He built an extension to my parents carport in 1981 and it hasn't fallen down yet.
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Ene Falealoto
Played college golf at the University of Arizona, then 3 years in Japan, 2 years on the Web.com tour, 1 year on the PGA tour, and now 3 months on the Manly Leagues Tour.
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Greg 'The Rock' Fryer
Bus driver and computer programmer. Indescribable golfer.
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Michael Gallagher
On the improve. Won't be in C grade for much longer. 36 with a bullet.
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Greg Gant
Insurance, accounting, stonemason, glazier; Is there anything he can't do!?
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Jim Hatz
Solid golfer. Reliable in a crisis. Able to be trusted.
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Mason 'Mace' Hiini
Big-hitting New Zealander. Most improved player of 2016.
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Steve Hill
Huge win in Jan with 42 pts C1 over 18 holes. Now going to be short odds and carrying a lot of weight. Each-way.
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Tim Isara
Tim has emerged like a hot palusami pulled from the umu. A golfing revalation, with a smooth golf swing and a serene temperament.
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Jason 'Janice' Lawes
Consistent performer. Always in the mix. Can play left or right handed.
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Richard Lawes
'A flute with no holes, is not a flute,' says Richard, 'A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' Sage advice from the great man.
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Simon Lawes
Simon has one of the best practice swings in the game.
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Cameron 'Cambo' Lawler
Enjoys long romantic walks along the beach with his dog. Likes Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. Not much into health food, but he's into Champagne.
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Michael Lay
Cinderella story. Out of nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, could become the B grade Champion.
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Jim 'The Enforcer' Maydo
Great slapper of the puck. Can play forward or defense, on either wing.
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Bob McLeod
Underneath that reptilian facade lies a heart of gold.
25
Martin McMannus
Bookmakers have him ranked as the 4th best player in the club. Include him in a box trifecta.
18
Jim 'Jim-bob' Menzies
Marked by dignity of manner; stately; decorous. Unassuming but meritorious. Burdened by golf.
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David 'Morris' Mostyn
Stone mason and renaissance man.
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Peter Murphy
New Zealander with a wonderful pedigree. Excellent golfer and generous philanthropist.
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David Nelson
Golf combines his two favorite pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick.
27
Greg Newman
Triple threat: Actor/dancer/golfer
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Jayson Page
Activist and humanitarian from the US. Rebuilding his life & golf swing from scratch.
36
Dom Panetta
A natural talent. Never had a lesson. Never practices. Doesn't even care about winning. Simply enjoys being conscious and in the present.
17
Larry 'Dudley' Phillips
Assuming the guise of the delightful Dudley Moore
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Ben Pimentel
He knows he's getting better at golf because he's hitting less traffic.
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Martin Pimentel
Uses positive reinforcement techniques on his golf ball which can spiral into an adulatory feedback loop.
12
Rick 'Pop' Priestly
Great sailor and engineer, with a golf swing the AIS has expressed interest in.
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Joel Prothero
Excellent darts player, club president. Plays off 9 in Condoblin.
22
Frank Raso
Modest, unassuming, thoughtful, intelligent, funny, considerate. I won't mention his golf.
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Aaron Redmond
Sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that have been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye.
18
Ray 'The King' Regent
Plays by his own rules. Reluctantly wears pants.
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Dave Richter
If one was to express the magnitude of David's club-head impact in terms of the logarithm of the amplitude of the ground wave created when he hits the ball, on a scale of 0 - 9, it would be 9.
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Brian Smith
Club patriarch and mentor
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Eris 'The Love God' Smith
Unique golf swing. Self-taught. Unburdened by orthodoxy.
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Michael 'Soda' Sodaberg
Private, compassionate, proud, Scandinavian.
18
Guy Strada
So much talent, but his bad back requires far more massage therapy than his playing partners can provide.
17
David 'Thommo' Thomason
Retired from the committee after a bloodless coup d'état when Bob McLeod elected on a 'no lycra' platform.
20
Ray Tumeth
Used to work as a caddy, but got replaced by a golfcart.
25
Geoff 'Puffin Billy' Wade
Friendly and affectionate. He once exchanged shirts, in situ, with a woman in the small town of Tea Gardens, NSW.
36
Greg White
One of the best golfers in the club. He'll be in A grade soon, if the bracket-creep continues its current trajectory.
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Rob Williams
"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner. Ah, you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
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Paul Wilson
Sired in UK. Scored 38pts 3rd C in Jan against a hot field. Had a spell Feb & Mar. Quality type. Could be C grade champ this year if he peaks at the right time.
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